The Computer Swallowed Grandma

 

                The computer swallowed grandma.

                Yes, honestly its true.

                She pressed 'control' and 'enter'

                And disappeared from view.

 

                It devoured her completely,

                The thought just makes me squirm.

                She must have caught a virus

                Or been eaten by a worm.

 

                I've  searched through the recycle bin

                And  files of every kind;

                I've  even used the Internet,

                But nothing did I find.

 

               In desperation, I asked Jeeves

               My searches to refine.

               The reply from him was negative,

               Not a thing was found 'online.'

 

               So, if inside your 'Inbox,'

               My Grandma you should see,

               Please 'Copy, ''Scan' and 'Paste' her

               and send her back to me.

         

This is a tribute to all the Good Sam Grandmas who   have been fearless and learned to use the computer........  They are the greatest!!!